A Perth woman has been delighted to discover that the use of two big words together is more potent and made her sound more than twice as smart as using two big words separately.
"For example, referring to 'my inchoate manifesto' seemed to be heaps more powerful in a boring conversation than referring to the manifesto I was pondering whilst tending to my inchoate vegetable garden. Also, the 'harbinger obfuscated by stupidity' sounds so much better than 'there was this really obvious harbinger the whole time, but unfortunately it was obfuscated by my cousin Phil's constant insistence that I was just being stupid. The use of two big words separately is good, obviously, there is no denying it, but together they have this pervasive gestalt impact. Look, there, I did it again, see? See??" Ms Kelly becomes overly animated and starts shaking with excitement.
When asked how Ms Kelly came up with this amazing discovery she says "well, I was sitting on the beach percolating the luminous transmogrification that occurs when day turns to night and then it hit me. Also, I don't get out much. I think that has something to do with it."
Bloodsoakedrainbows media queried the relevance of this discovery on both a microcosmic and sociological level. Ms Kelly seemed reserved but optimistic. "If we can teach people to whack 2 big words together for more than double the impact of 2 big words used separately, there is no reason why everything will not more than double. Like, agrarian output will increase 2.1 fold at least and there will be more than 2 times the existing love in the world. " However, Ms Kelly is keen to impart a stern warning to the effect that it is not all good news - "there could me more than double the threat of nuclear warfare and people will start needing more than two birthday cakes."
