The Kyra diaries: Where?
So my
dad want’s to know where his crocodile is.
Kuji, I
know your dad, he is a really nice guy, he did not say that.
Well
no. But I want to know.
I am
not going to catch a crocodile for you, your dad, any of you, ever, I am going
to get absolutely off my face and forget this conversation.
Ok.
Before or after we go to the Palace? I really want to go. I have this hell cool
red dress from Jacob. Also, I think it is 10 degrees tonight. I am going to
wear heels. And eat a kebab. And walk home. You wont have to push me in a
shopping trolley again, promise.
The Kyra diaries: Strawberries
Hey do
you remember how last night ended?
No
Kuji, I don’t…
Well
that makes two of us. But I think I fell down the stairs or something. My left
leg is not good. And some guy called John Pierre keeps calling me. I really
want all of this to stop. Like, yesterday. You want some of these strawberries?
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The Kyra diaries: Did you see it?
Did
you? I’m not trying to be funny, but did you see that dog?
What
dog? Babe we are in the library??
Yes,
okay, whatever. I may have snorted too much of Judy Poovey’s coke. Just forget
it ok.
Forgotten.
Did you
see the dog though? I just really have to know.
Kuji
would you please pull it together? No more imaginary dogs!
Ok, so
you didn’t see it! That’s all I was asking.
The Kyra diaries: Some party, somewhere in the universe
So
tonight is Kerry’s birthday!
Who the
hell is Kerry?
She is
Scottish or something.
Yeah
but who is she and why should I care that it is her birthday?
Well
she is only kind of sort of Jeff’s sister’s best friend. Look I couldn’t give a
sh*t either, but she is having a massive party and we are going.
Hey
remember when I fell through Peter’s roof.
Ah, no,
I don’t think we… I don’t think I knew you then. I would remember that. Why are
you telling me this?
Because
he was a total ass. But last night I fell through Joel’s roof and he was a
total gentleman about it. Maybe that’s how you pick them.
By who
is nice when you… How did you ‘fall through’ his roof? Is this a metaphor?
No I
was scaling the building trying to get a good view of the moon. It was a full
moon last night and there were like a million stars, sparkling just for us. But
oh my goodness it hurt. Check out my knees, messed up hey? I also ripped that
hot pink dress and smashed my Clinique compact. The look on his face though!
Your
laugh is like a million little stars
Your
laugh is so awesome right now.
The Kyra diaries: Cookies
Hey my
sister offered to like, arrest him, if you want.
Why?
Well.
Because he bothered you.
Kuji I
think your sister was kidding.
Yeah
she was. But I can steal her gun and we can sort it out kind of personally,
that’s not kidding.
All he
did was… I am not having this conversation at 2am with you.
Ok. Hey
Megan’s mom makes the most amazing cookies, you want one? She is never home at
this hour. Or if you are not cool with stealing cookies, we can call her.
Hey do
you want to go to the ref? I’m starving. I haven’t eaten for 2 days, I’ve been
smashing out cardio and I need a sleep. But I can’t sleep. I lie down and I see
Clare Danes movies flashing around in my head.
Are
you… should we go to the medical centre?
No way.
I just need some oatmeal and a sleep. What are you sick or something?
The Kyra diaries: I need help
Hey
Kuji I am not feeling so good.
About
school, about my health, about the winter, about going home, about the way the
leaves fell off the trees and we are growing older.
Oh. You
have PMS? We are in sync! Do you want some vitamins? I have truckloads.
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The Kyra diaries: Exams
Hey so
remember that day I told you I cheated on my Physics exam? I didn’t. I don’t
know why I made that up. It was a dumb thing to do and Im like really sorry. I
just wanted to be a little bad. Just in my head, just for 5 minutes. I’m sorry.
I knew
you never cheated.
Oh.
How?
Because
that is not your style. You would stand up, push the table over and walk out
before you cheated.
Well,
funny you should say that… I don’t know how I’m going to get out of this one.
It is not good. Im in trouble. Maybe my dad can pay them or something? Im am in some serious trouble.
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