Wednesday, October 22, 2014

The Kyra diaries 2

The Kyra diaries: Hang

So that Chinese guy who just moved in, I think Im going to have Chinese babies with him.
Sure, do you know his name?
Mr Miyage
you spit out the chocolate almond you were eating, involuntarily.
His name is Hang. I think he is studying to be a doctor.
What ever. I'm having his babies. Do you think his parents are billionaires? I heard that's really common over there.

The Kyra diaries: Damien

We broke up. I found Herbal Essance conditioner in his bathroom. He spun some cr*p about his soft and silky hair which I believed for about ten minutes. Then I found tampons.

The Kyra diaries: Consumer

Let's go and buy perfume?
Why?
Because, you know, it's perfume
But Kuji we both have heaps of perfume
Ok. Let's go buy shoes.

The Kyra diaries: Bewitched

Do you ever get that feeling that the whole world has frozen around us and it is just you and me, we are the only people that exist?
Yeah I do actually. But only when we are stoned.
Oh cool. You wanna get high?
Kuji it's 8am!
Yeah whatever. I'm not going to class today. My Bio lab-mate smells. She's from some country where apparently it is ok not to shower.