Subject: RE: Anna's favourite game as a child
Oh! No I am not sad about it. I love how warped the whole thing was. Fits with being a child actor no?
Subject: RE: Anna's favourite game as a child
Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2014 03:48:26 +0000
It’s super sad babe. Certainly wasn’t my intention to stir up these memories when I forwarded the email…..
Subject: RE: Anna's favourite game as a child
Um, is that not a slightly horrific story??
Yes, I was out of school and living on location for two months. No one at school believed that I was in a movie. I don't know why I was still up at that hour. The only characters in the whole movie were me, my mum, dad and little sister. And a guy who sold my dad a bag of oranges in exchange for our donkey which made my mute mum really angry because the donkey was, like, all we had. The chick who played my little sister had her mum there, so she did not have to stay up late with all the supercharged artistic stoners who got into the nutella, ear sucking and cone smoking.
One day they asked me to carry an urn of boiling water on my lap for the journey from the makeshift cast&crew village to the set. I flicked the tap on it and poured boiling water all over my lap for a good 60 seconds, crying out in heinous agony with shrieks that would pierce the heart of a banshee until someone figured out what had happened and turned the boiling water tap off, the urn still balanced precariously in my little lap. Then we filmed all day from interesting angles so you couldn't see that I had bags of ice and wet towels covering my legs at all times. They told me not to tell my mum about the boiling water.
I think I was in year 5.
I thought all of that must be normal in film. But yeah, no one molested me, except for the bit where they sucked my ears.
Subject: Re: Anna's favourite game as a child
Ears not so bad... at least they didn't sexually molest you yeah? were you clothed in your one dress at least? and did you sleep on location? why were you there so late anyhow and how old were you? it's just a really wacky fucked up story dude.
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On 3 Jun 2014, at 6:15 pm, Caitlin wrote:
At the time I didnt understand why the chef would make sh*tloads of pancakes for everyone at 11pm and the cast and crew would get into the lemon and sugar and nutella like there was no tomorrow. And then suck my ears.
Subject: RE: Anna's favourite game as a child
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2014 08:12:42 +0000If I had to chose my own favourite line from my email below it would be a draw between
special drama school for people with aspergers to learn to act normal;
and
the f*cken thing was about a bunch of paupers in the 1860s.
The one dress was awful too though. It was brown and hessian.
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2014 17:26:49 +1000
Subject: Re: Anna's favourite game as a childGo on, I'll bite...YOU ONLY HAD ONE DRESS?!?!!?On 3 June 2014 16:52, Caitlin wrote:
How do you not reply to that?
There is all sorts of interesting info in that email.
Subject: RE: Anna's favourite game as a child
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2014 06:29:20 +0000It was a special drama school for people with aspergers to learn to act normal.
I wound up with an agent and on a soap opera! I was in a movie to. I thought I would have a dressing room with lights around the mirror and look like shirley temple but the f*cken thing was about a bunch of paupers in the 1860s. I had one dress and was always covered in mud and the lesbian director used to suck my ears late at night after she had smoked about 10 cones with the chef. The lady they hired to baby sit me for a month (because the set was in the middle of nowhere) wanted me to shower with her.
It was f*cked. If my mum had any idea what these people were doing to me she would have pulled me out of it asap.
We also played murder in the dark a fair bit. At the drama school, not on the set of this f*cked up movie.
Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2014 16:18:36 +1000
Subject: Re: Anna's favourite game as a child"We used to play it at drama school."You went to Summer Heights High and had drama with Mr G?! Did you play Spin Around Chinaman and Slap The Butcher too?On 3 June 2014 11:46, Caitlin Kelly <ochlinca@hotmail.com> wrote:
I loved that game! We used to play it at drama school.
She is beautiful! (Dan's noonkie, not the chick in the picture who looks like she's serving up a blow job)
I doubt Dan will respond to this due to severe sleep deprivation….. but I will give you this to satisfy you J
