So Carl, last night I drank and texted.
What? He throws down his tools immediately. Get the fuck out of my salon
But I? But the infills? You have done 7??
Yes well that is a desperate person thing to do and I don't do desperate people's nails.
Okay okay, promise not to do it again, will you finish my nails? It wasn't.. I was not asking to get back together.
Fine. Madonna never pulled this sh*t, I am not happy with you.
I know Carl. Please just finish my nails. Do you like Goyte?
Ive never had it. It tastes good?
Its an artist honey.
Does it taste good? Hey I had this dream about you where you won a swimming race. You swim? It is the sole reason I didn't throw you out with 7 good nails.